Hairline Minecraft SMP Countdown

aging, balding, Confidence, countdown, genetics, hair care, hair growth, hair loss, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, hairline, hairline concerns, hairline health, hairline maintenance, hairline progression, hairline solutions, hairline treatment, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, receding hairline, self esteem, smp, thinning hair

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of losing your hairline and your investments in LINK? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and watch your hair grow back as you mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Rumor has it that our server is so lucky, just being on it will make your crypto investments skyrocket again! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic of Minecraft save your hairline and your portfolio!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4628	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	New Chunks Explored:	454365
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Potions Brewed:	88
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Animals Bred:	45
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1699	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Farms Harvested:	340	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Astral Projections Made:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Star Shards Collected:	281
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Towns Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Votes:	6421
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2646	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6117
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	335	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6470	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
Discord Link \| TikTok Link \| YouTube Link \| Website Link

Virtual AI Creations 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chanX, ai, Archive, art, catbox, Checklist, christmas, Cloud Hosted Installs, Colab, creations, EF+HLL Guide, Embeds, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Images, Links, LoRAs, Merry Christmas Edition, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI, Paperspace, Prompt List, related, Resources, Scripts, vai, virtual, vtai, Vtuber, VTuber AI-generated Art, VTuber AI-generated Images, Wiki, XL Loras

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Votes:	4972
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images, Merry Christmas Edition!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”

And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

CraftyCalendarCrafters

busy schedule, Communication, Conflict, CraftyCalendarCrafters, disagreement, family activities, family calendar, family dynamics, family life, forgetful, forgetfulness, husband, Memory, organization, parenting, Planning, relationship, Scheduling, Spouse, Time management, Wife

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of constantly forgetting important events and appointments because your spouse refuses to use a family calendar? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! On our server, you can create virtual calendars to keep track of all your family’s activities, from soccer practice to dentist appointments. Plus, you can build a virtual replica of your house and show your spouse just how organized and on top of things you can be. Who needs a family calendar when you have a Minecraft server? Join now and never miss a beat (or a block) again!

UyghurCraft: No Canada Allowed

Allowed, Canada, China, cultural oppression, Diplomacy, diplomatic conflict, discrimination, foreign policy, global affairs, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, international relations, minority rights, political retaliation, political tensions, sanctions, Tibet, UyghurCraft, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Void Gems Collected:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even china is taking steps against it? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com. we got uighurs, tibet, and all that jazz. join now before china shuts us down for being too awesome. come build with us and stick it to the man. let’s show china we ain’t scared of nothin’. join now and be a part of the rebellion. #minecraft4life #chinaaintgotnothinonus