Hairline Minecraft SMP Countdown | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PreggoPurgeCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7471
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3844
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	1868
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	104	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

Birthday Party, cheating accusation, custody, Divorce, ex’s name, ExCardNoExGFBdayParty, Involved, lack of effort, lying.., outside opinion, phone argument, plan ahead, present mom, refusing to sign, work trip

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, GenderSwapMinecraftSMP, male privilege, Masculinity, sexism, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Potions Brewed:	178
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	1720
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	342	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6154	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

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are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	3924	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9