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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9969 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!
but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.
so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?