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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4718 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
we have a pet chicken named cluckington who gives out free hugs to all new players. our trees grow candy instead of leaves and our oceans are made of liquid gold.
if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows. our villagers are all professional dancers and our nether portal leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.
so come on down to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity). join us and become part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. our hairs must be quite spread out around the world, so why not join the fun?