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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 6729 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2547 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.
plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).