HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	3190	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	2015
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Items Found:	1770
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Crops Grown:	5202
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	188	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Mines Excavated:	1394	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	6862

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

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Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ores Mined:	6308	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	2143	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	8603	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7282	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	178
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Towns Built:	6

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9225
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Animals Bred:	140
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	4206
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	284	Void Armor Forged:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6459
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Animals Bred:	144	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

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