HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	6696
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	New Chunks Explored:	111691
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1200
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Animals Bred:	151
Emeralds Found:	7973	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	176	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Void Armor Forged:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Votes:	7440	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	57
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	74	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org