HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Buildings Constructed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	6383	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Buildings Constructed:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Mines Excavated:	1447

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3585	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Towns Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Zombie Dances:	0	Potions Brewed:	191
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	104

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crops Grown:	1250
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Animals Bred:	113	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

mc.pokewild.com

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6375	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Potions Brewed:	126	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

CladeCraft.us.to

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	8340	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

play.worldofellenor.com

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

play.minecraft.la

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4175
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

herobrine.org

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	2990	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

visit.uncensoredlibrary.com