HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Emeralds Found:	2875	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	242	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchantments Applied:	104	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Emeralds Found:	1265
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1490	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	80	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mines Excavated:	2719
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2649
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Votes:	1087
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Farms Harvested:	977
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9214	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Potions Brewed:	117	Emeralds Found:	276

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Potions Brewed:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9394
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz