HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Love Letters Sent:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

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OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Void Armor Forged:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	169
New Chunks Explored:	651307	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

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EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9848	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Emeralds Found:	8494	Magical Moments Shared:	9

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchantments Applied:	109
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Dimension Hops:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ores Mined:	4953	Farms Harvested:	283
Alien Abductions:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1524

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5834	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Buildings Constructed:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Love Letters Sent:	7

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mines Excavated:	4282	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ores Mined:	3761	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

play.oasissmp.com