HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	1289	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5985	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crops Grown:	3419	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Towns Built:	10

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	1755
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Potions Brewed:	142
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	296
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Alien Abductions:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9707	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	1488	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Animals Bred:	198

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Holy Grails Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	17

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Void Armor Forged:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	75
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Buildings Constructed:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1500
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com