HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	483
Emeralds Found:	3374	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5411
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
New Chunks Explored:	747226	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	240	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ores Mined:	9368

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Divine Spears Created:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	1059	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	196010	Farms Harvested:	935
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Potions Brewed:	129	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Items Found:	7646

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com