HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minezgenz not owner

hi its a gens server i am not the owner.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ourcraft

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Faction server with a plot twist, obsidian has physics and there are new weapons and explosives. Without pay to win, the ranks are completely aesthetic.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PoliceCraftSurvival

Survival

A fun minecraft server to play with your friends!

You can do whatever you want. There aren’t really any big rules exept don’t hack, spam in chat, or doing anything that you should be punished for.Basic hacking such as x-raying, pvp, or movement based hacks (flying, slowfall things like that are movement hacks)

Spamming in chat

Saying or doing inappropriate things.

Advertisement (Things like your youtube channel or another server being spammed in chat, but it’s ok to say to your friends something on the lines of, “hey do you wanna play on this other server called _____? I’m getting a bit tired of this one.”)

Cyberbullying (bullying online)

Saying hurtful and/or not nice things in chat to people (things like, “ur ugly”)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ZephCraft

Survival, Vanilla

ZephCraft is a family friendly, builder friendly semi-vanilla server. We use epic terrain generation and love the survival aspect of the game. Come join our community today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DeadBlood

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

—[ Dead Blood ]—

Version: 1.8.x / 1.9.x / 1.10.x / 1.11.x / 1.12.x / 1.13.x / 1.14.x / 1.15.x Modality:

– Survival

Important information:

This Survival has fewer power limitations that the vanilla one would not have. Example: When you kill a hostile mob you have a chance of giving you an armor part or tool with sockets or enchantments. For a long time you will be able to face “Bosses” who will give you essences with which to improve your equipment. Enter the server to discover more things. And try our great DeadPass.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Zombielandmc

Auction, Crates, Player Warps, Survival, Zombie Survival

Hello! We’re a brand new SMP/Semi-Vanilla server looking for players. We’re ran by a server owner veteran and we aim to make a fun unique experience! We offer custom levelling for mobs, AuctionHouse and a lot more! We’ve decided to open an open beta for everyone, so come check us out!

Note: We use Tissou’s Zombie Pack to make zombies more immersive. It is optional however.

Note: ALL hostile mobs except zombies and nether mobs are disabled. You can trade rotten flesh for various items at spawn.

Features:

– /sethome and /home

– AuctionHouse and PlayerWarps (beta)

– Levelled Mobs

– Custom spawn area with vendors, crates

– Custom RTP system

– Zombies drop crate keys

And more!!!

Seasons:

We plan to switch out maps every 6 months. This may change based on user feedback though. Come join us!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CoinMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

CoinMC Skyblock – Fun Events – Paypal Rewards – Custom Enchantments – Competitive Skyblock – Always something to do – Tokens and Money – Envoys – Need Staff

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Jay 3zee

Active

Server IP: jaybhaiya_yt.aternos.me:44129

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Onxx

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft server built to please its players. Come play on our Semi-Vanilla server, where survival is fit to every players needs, we hear you and we got it done! Join and enjoy our custom plugins filled with amazing feature to make your gaming experience a memorable one!

Ever miss the old minecraft pvp/hitting mechanics? Well on our server we bring you back to the 1.7 pvp/hitting mechanics so killing mobs and pvping got alot more interesting.

We have a friendly community and active staff Members/Owners. Come on join us and be part of the Family!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	54	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Darkzonemc

MCMMO, Minigames, Multiplayer Survival, Pve Survival, PvP, smp

We are a SMP/PVP/MiniGame Server with a new twist on how we do things.We have custom items and cool gear to play with that players can all earn by voting or simply playing on the server.We have DarkZones which is areas where players who are playing survival can enter into a PVP world and the only way out is to extract with timers. But beware players can raid and steal from you while you are in the DarkZones.Rare custom loot with 3d models and textures with high end premium plugins like AdvancedEnchantments,Battlepass,Casino,Guilds, and many more!We offer a rich complex admin team with over 30 years combined of running and managing a community. We are all in our late 20’s and still able to make this a fun enviroment for all ages.Come join us and find out can you survive a DarkZone.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VigridrMC

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

](BRAND NEW SERVER AS OF 5/1/2020) *VígrídrMC tries to imitate classic HardcoreFactions with Anarchy. FEATURES: -MC 1.8 LEGACY PVP -DEDICATED 24/7 PREMIUM SERVER HOSTING FOR NO LAG -Hardcore Factions -Raiding -Griefing -TNTable Obsidian (Durablity 10) -Blocks TNTable underwater (with more durablity) -Auction House -Disabled ChorusFruit, ShulkerBoxes and EnderChests -Enemies can open containers in your claimed land -Creeper Eggs

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayBoxxClans

Factions

Brand new server offering tons of opportunities and freedom. Experience our server with clans, shops, crates, ranks, and more today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Immortal factions

Factions, Jobs, MCMMO, PvP, Quests

WELCOME TO IMMORTAL FACTIONS!!!

From 1.8 to 1.19.4, the ip is: immortal-factions.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/fksyjJSy6z

This server is a fresh start for everyone and have amazing perks and fun things to do 🙂

Join this beautiful community now!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dolly Server

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Free server. Invite your friends to get together and get along!But be ware, it is not permeted hack at the risk of getting banned forever.I hope you have fun, enjoy!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Planet Danet

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Planet Danet is an RPG-like survival server taking place on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Enjoy dungeons, quests, spells, abilities, a custom storyline, and much, much more! Whether you want to build and survive with a close-knit community or, fight monsters on your quest to learn the story, there’s something for everyone on Planet Danet. Join today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!