””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Buildings Constructed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2534	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	577
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchantments Applied:	221	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9650	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Falling into the Void:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4844	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3442	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	651498	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	197	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!