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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	733578
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dimension Hops:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	3883
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Divine Spears Created:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Potions Brewed:	177
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8391	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	3730
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchantments Applied:	69

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	2196
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8948	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7129	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.