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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ores Mined:	2564	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1221	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Love Letters Sent:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Star Shards Collected:	205

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3291	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crops Grown:	1266	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magic Items Found:	1515

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Emeralds Found:	3945
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!