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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	3869	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	147	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	162
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Animals Bred:	98

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.