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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9388	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dimension Hops:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	159
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Animals Bred:	104
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Crops Grown:	3704	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4203
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Ores Mined:	1700
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.