””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Runes Activated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Emeralds Found:	691	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Towns Built:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7895	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Farms Harvested:	135
Void Armor Forged:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	928	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimension Hops:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.