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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	4302
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8595
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6088
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mines Excavated:	4296
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.