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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	178	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	1043	Dimension Hops:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8985	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4845	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mines Excavated:	2141
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	50	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.