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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	6094
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2825	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	383	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	128
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Void Gems Collected:	15	Magic Items Found:	1460
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Enchantments Applied:	273
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9949
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	79
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
New Chunks Explored:	834427	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2803	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5337	Crops Grown:	6159

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6044	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	2039

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.