””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	88	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Emeralds Found:	5084
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!