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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	New Chunks Explored:	794901
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Animals Bred:	75	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	893
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Animals Bred:	82	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6135
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Star Shards Collected:	86
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	217

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ores Mined:	5880

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.