””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ores Mined:	1024
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4946
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	7503
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Animals Bred:	183
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3143
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1284	Ores Mined:	1456
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magic Items Found:	2161
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6163
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.