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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchantments Applied:	291	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

We are fresh, we are new, we are friendly & peaceful! Welcome to Zero-Bit! We offer: ► Ranks, Crates, Voting rewards & Vote Party giveaways! ►Survival with plugins high in demand ►Skyblock with many plugins ► Dungeons ► Mini Games (cause why not) … and more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	210

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8739
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	81
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	2925

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9717	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	103

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Potions Brewed:	155	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Star Shards Collected:	70	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Potions Brewed:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.