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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Items Found:	3018
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9460	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
New Chunks Explored:	572452	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	148

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	867	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.