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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	8481
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Animals Bred:	109
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7558

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1539	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	7917	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mines Excavated:	4081	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6339	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Star Shards Collected:	131
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	195	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ores Mined:	7730	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1617
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Parallel

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.