””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	200	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchantments Applied:	287

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8654	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	8682
Mines Excavated:	1099	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	94743	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Villages Defended:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Star Shards Collected:	107	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Towns Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.