””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	1844
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	285
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Items Found:	7694
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6900
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	8
New Chunks Explored:	152976	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Towns Built:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!