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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Void Gems Collected:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2194

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4003
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7007	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	134	Dragon Eggs Found:	4110

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.