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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Farms Harvested:	537	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	151	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	173
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	New Chunks Explored:	318337
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9178	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2481
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Star Shards Collected:	220	Dragons Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9768	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ores Mined:	4264	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.