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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	265
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	5306
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
New Chunks Explored:	66390	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5137	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ores Mined:	6096	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	808
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Farms Harvested:	567
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.