””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	102	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Void Gems Collected:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	266	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2061	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	110
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Towns Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Rodion Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Crops Grown:	7321	Dragon Eggs Found:	9857
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.