””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	270
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2440	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Farms Harvested:	468	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	217
New Chunks Explored:	601869	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Items Found:	6132	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	26	Emeralds Found:	7654
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5261
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Givmehdiamonds Server

*50 slots (Adjustable to 100)! *PVP maps! *High uptime! *Friendly admins & players! *Towny Survival! *Creative plotme! *Website! *Teamspeak! *Loads of plugins! *Ranks! *Home of the popular Youtube channel Givmehdiamonds: http://www.youtube.com/user/Givmehdiamonds

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AsiaCraft

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	117
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Potions Brewed:	111	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Craftsylvania

Survival

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8909	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Items Found:	5334
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.