””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	215
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Villages Defended:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9317

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Animals Bred:	79

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.