””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Enchantments Applied:	124	New Chunks Explored:	56045
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SpaceDelta

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

SpaceDelta is a network which thrives on creating new and innovative content. We at SpaceDelta are dedicated to enriching players experience, and we do this with the community – for the community.

Not only that, SpaceDelta presents some of the most unique and addictive content. – The Void – The Obelisk – Runes – Custom Currencies And much more!

What are you waiting for? Join our discord to be apart of our adventure, https://discord.gg/spacedelta

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3061	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineMania

Survival, Vanilla

February 2015. The server started on the 8th directly after the stoppage of the well-known HU-Minecraft ProMC server. The admin team at that time created this server. Unlike ProMC, MineMania allowed for all game types, but in early 2017 it returned to ProMC’s own plugin and plain survival game mode.

Thanks to the plugin created by us, you can play with easy-to-use, clean systems. You can send items to online/offline players. You can sell your bored things at the auction, which online players can bid on.

Because of the huge track, you can settle in a place where the best panorama opens up to your 101×101 area. Maybe you can expand your empire if you play with your friends and defend them together, like a chessboard. For a calm game, mobs and pvp can be turned off, and you can ban all players who are not your friends.

MineMania’s target audience is players who want to play Minecraft in a community, rather than hopping around islands with a wooden sword.

Our IP address: play.minemania.hu Website: http://www.minemania.hu/

Remember, more is better! Come to our Discord server to chat with other players. Join: http://dc.minemania.hu/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	693459

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Aero Survival

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction Welcome to Aero, a unique and fun place to hangout, and chat with friends. Aero is a Survival Multiplayer server with aspect that offers unique experiences ,custom events, and an abundance of free perks that differentiates us from any other server.

Features While being rather new, Aero comes with a plethora of features that are ready to go. You can find a list of them below. – Lands Management, create lands and invite friends with limited to no griefing. – Voting Rewards, vote for our server and get unique, valuable rewards, and high teir ranks. – Extra Perks, for just joining the server you get free Flight in Spawn, Tpa, Hat, and Stone Tools.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Last Block Bender – Avatar Bending

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

THE LAST BLOCK BENDER is a bending server inspired by the world of Avatar: The Last Air Bender and The Legend of Korra. Choose an element to control and wield awesome powers as you fight in the many PVP arenas, level up your skills as you explore quests in the Spirit world, and build your nation in the pursuit of power and glory!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EU Winter.tf Slimefun SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Just a random small minecraft server run by side for fun, hosted in germany on a pretty good dedicated machine, we have a normal survival world and slimefun 😀 Rules: 1 No Griefing. 2 No Stealing. 3 No Spamming. 4 No Advertising. 5 No Racist or Sexist Remarks. 6 No Mods/Hacks (Ask staff) 7 No Chat Abuse. 8 No Builds Near Spawn. 9 No Asking for OP or Items. 10 Use Common Sense. 11 Respect all Players. 12 Obey Staff.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MatureCraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MatureCraft, we are just a group of adult players who want to relax and enjoy the game. Griefing is NOT allowed. We welcome anyone over 16 years of age. The server is a Mature server with a mature audience who enjoy a joke or two. Come join hang out with us! Please submit a whitelist request on our discord @ discord.gg/aCYcr6B

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineMC

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP

Welcome to MineMC! We’re a prison server that have taken inspiration from the Minetime Network and are determined to build off of it to enhance the experience for all players. Here are a few features you can look forward to:

1) Factions: Once you reach the rank of [Freeman] you can start to explore the free world, make a faction with your friends and make a base, or join an established faction. 2) mcMMO: Level up your stats to help gain more items when mining and farming, upgrade your critical hits and disarming rate in PvP, and much more! 3) Community feedback: We take all feedback from our community seriously and consider how we can implement your ideas. You can join our community by going to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UbWZ7xQ.

Come and enjoy MineMC!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AirCraft SMP

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

All you could want in a Survival Server and MORE. Weekly updates, 24/7 Up-time, LAG FREE, 100% GRIEF PREVENTION, Economy, Dedicated Staff, Player Shops, Stock Market Based on REAL stocks, Casino, Lotteries, Growing and Friendly Community

Whether you’re looking for a place to play with/make friends, or wanting the challenge to survive on your own, AirCraft is a great place to make your new “server home”. We have a friendly staff team and a growing community along with optimized servers to ensure you are always able to log in and play with a lag free experience. We have a whole server dedicated to PLAYER SHOPS where you can take hold of our competitive economy.

We are constantly optimizing our server to ensure there’s little to NO LAG.

Upon joining, feel free to /rtp right away to begin your adventure. You can create claims using a golden shovel and /vote to rank-up on our server.

Each vote has a chance to earn you rare items along with additional ranks within the server.

Commands to get you started are: /rtp, /sethome, and /vote.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Wisp Valley

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server IP: play.wispvalley.com Discord: https://discord.gg/H5kcYuvJfS Dynmap: http://map.wispvalley.com:2052/ Donate: https://wispvalley.buycraft.net/

You will find more information on the server on our website.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PPMC Network

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

PPMC boasts a custom Pixelmon Team based survival experience, now with Oh The Biomes You’ll Go! Featuring, Shiny starters, custom joinable teams, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, and unique vote shop.

PPMC also offers a custom adventure map Pokemon region called Arivium. This region features 8 challenging gyms, custom spawns, and a completely custom story to carry you through your journey in order to become the champion!

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/BKdA9Ua Server Store: http://playpixelmonmc.buycraft.net/category/1214696 Join now! IP: mc.playpixelmon.org

You get $500 per vote, a vote token, and a chance at a vote crate key.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FaithAvenue

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to your new paradise! FaithAvenue is faith focused city themed network, Christian, Jewish and all others are welcomed here. Our server is packed with all the latest plugins (over 70) and tons of custom content/gear for you to enjoy! We have a massive 1400 block wide by 2400 block long interactive city. Filled with random events, shops and hundreds of places to call home. We also always have the latest survival world and never delete maps. Our staff are well seasoned and always willing to help. Ranks are class based with tiers and are completely free, each class has a feature packed guild to visit. Our classes are Economist, Archer, Soldier, Worker, Traveler and Architect. So pop your head in and get to know us, we promise you’ll find us to be your new second home!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OurTown

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Classic Minecraft Survival, with no griefing! We are a semi-vanilla server, offering the necessary tweaks to make multiplayer work better: /TPA to your friends, or set out into the /Wild. Set your /home and claim your land for grief protection. Trade with others through player-made shops. Watch your builds grow on our live-map and hang out in Discord. Everyone is welcome here!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MultyPlay Official Server

Creative, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

MultyPlay is a minecraft community from Romania, once it even reached the 3rd largest minecraft community in Romania, having as sections: Survival normal / survival 1.12, creative, skypvp, assassins, skyblock normal / skyblock easy! The community is created by Alexandru Vicoleanu known as Vico or xVicoBT_RO, currently the community is 3 years old and maintains 150-200 players constantly!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AkarCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

AkarCraft is a non-premium Minecraft server oriented towards minigames, survival and PvP. You will be able to enjoy a server that has been open for more than 5 years, where our priority is that you have a good time.

In addition, we have a great community behind us in which you can make many friends to play with in AkarCraft or other games.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MilkyMC Whitelisted Hermitcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MilkyMC, We are a new Hermicraft inspired server with a small but growing community. We are looking for some people to join us on our server, if your interested in playing a server that has amazing builds, themed districts, and friendly players feel free to apply to our whitelist. We believe in a non-pay2win environment, and for this reasons we do not accept donations! We have anti-grief and hack protection, and a custom made white listing system that insures fast and accurate whitelisting.

All our builds are done completely in survival, with out any mods or cheats!

To apply for the whitelist, join our discord and follow the simple instructions. Go to: Discord.MilkyMC.com for more information!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!