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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Star Daze

Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	145
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Worldwide MC Alliance

The Australian Multi-Purpose Server

It is recommended that you visit our website to get detailed information on all our features, current and future, and other useful pages (like Dynmap)! Looking for a server where you can play almost any game type, but still have the comfort of being part of a community? The the Worldwide Minecraft Alliance is probably for you.

We are an Australian-hosted Australian-run multi-purpose server that is constantly evolving to include features requested by players. At the moment, you can spend most of your time playing Survival, Creative or Skyblock, while on days when you feel like playing something else, join other players in any of our minigames.

Current Available Features

Survival (as vanilla as possible, with obvious warp, teleportation, and protection), Creative (plot-based, 100×100, impossible to grief), SkyBlock (play by yourself or with some friends)

Capture The Flag (requires at least 2 people per team), Spleef (quite a large arena), Mob Arena (fight mobs like there’s no tomorrow), Paintball (the latest and greatest in snowball-throwing fun), Hunger Games (with the Survival Games 2 map)

Chess (both small boards and large ones, against friends or bots), Battleships (the classic game), Connect Four (also known as four-in-a-row), Tetris (single player, classic, fun)

Current Rules & Regulations

Here are the basics: We don’t allow griefing, stealing, spam, or abuse. No PvP in Survival. Hacks and mods that we believe are unfair are not allowed. We don’t give staff positions to anyone we don’t trust. No advertising other servers. Read them all in detail here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Fawnserver

Survival

a friendly survival server where you can have fun and survive with me and build giant bases that go to height limit.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CreepThis

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

minecraft server

Survival

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	267074	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9220
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

222craft.net

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a Mature Server AntiCheat, AntiGrief and AntiHack.

Very strong and friendly community, helped by mature mods, Admins and Owner.

We have multiple Worlds to suit your server requirements! Whether it’s a PVE only World where you can build and not worry about grief or losing work, or a PVP World which resets Monthly allowing for mass resource harvesting – further protecting the build World’s landscape from ruin! We also have an Arena World with such minigames as CTF, King of the Hill and Mob Arena.

RPG Survival Server. Storyline, Ranks, mcMMO, Competitions, Server Wide Economy, Trade, Shops, Minigames, Mob & PvP Arenas, Tournaments, Fanfictions, Expansions, more…

99.995% Uptime 24 / 7, 365 days a year service

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ores Mined:	516	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Villages Defended:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DuelsSea

PvP

A duels server Still in development Coming soon : – New kits – New ranks – New Maps And MUCH MUCH more.. JOIN NOW!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

World of Bros

Economy, Survival

WoB (World Of bros) is a strong, close community built off of trust. we have good admins watching for greifers and good support. We have a money system and shops to buy things. i think you will like our server. go check out the website for more info worldofbros.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Infinity Minecraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Survival server with frequent events, select Vannila Tweaks Datapacks, And Plugins including GriefPrevention. Since it is hosted on aternos you must request for the server to be turned on via the discord channel.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocks and Gold

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

WE ARE RECRUTING A STAFF TEAM : PLEASE CONTACT US ! From your web account : – Sell to the marketplace, and earn G$. – Buy what others have sold with your [b]G$[/b]. – Buy territories to protect what you have build. – Invite your friends in your territories. – Ingame Likes for the best builder constest. – 4 scorebords to mesure your performance. – Mod Pack with rei minimap and optifine available on the website (optional) – Minecraft Lego Packs – Multiplayer Dungeons – Treasure Hunter Event – Level up your jobs

WE ARE RECRUTING A STAFF TEAM : PLEASE CONTACT US !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MysticalLandz

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

This is the server for my youtube MysticalMyner! Saty tuned for LOTS of updates as this server is new and in development. Also see my yt channel coming somtime Coming next year

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Torinet

Small friendly server. Fun mods and friendly staff.

Now with Hunger Games!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

commandia

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this is a Swedish minecraft server which is almost completely vanilla, some plug ins like treecuter etc

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9148	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hibernia

Simple Vanilla server with only world guard and nocheat. Spawn is the only place protected. Nocheat is used to prevent hackers. Griefing and PVP are allowed

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	420588	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Skunky PvP

Factions

skunkypvp.mcserver.us Skunky PvP is currently in development still and ONLY looking for staff and builders. If you as a player would just like to join you can but everything is going to get reset and you will be in a basic survival world. You can also join at skunkypvp.mcserver.us

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.