””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JoshsSMP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

You can do any thing you want you want to do roleplay you do roleplay you wana make a govement you make a govement everyone has there freedom

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DubCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to DubCraft! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We offer the whole gamut of server types (i.e.: Factions, Survival). 2. We have custom server types such Sky Wars Ultimate, Super Smash Bros. 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have a large, 200+ player community. 5. We are always searching for ways to improve and we listen to your feedback. 6. If there’s an issue, we fix it. 7. We meticulously configure all plugins on all our servers.

At DubCraft, our goal is to provide you with free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted gameplay. We encourage you to check out every gameplay type we have to offer so that you can have the best experience possible on our network. Enjoy your time at DubCraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Villages Defended:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

World

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a minecraft server that u will be safe dm Alfv#6973 on discord and ask him if u want to team on the server…he is the guy that has everything

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	868
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2292

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EncryptedPvP [PvP][Raid]

Main idea Our main focus is a fun challenging PvP faction server that’s fun Did i mention Fun? well FUN!. We want to help solve any problems you have BEFORE you have them. yes we can read into the future, So by solving the problems you wont not have in the future we are the best server for you to not have problems on. FACT! *Diamond please*

Plugins Here we have a large selection of plugins, the first few basics that might interest you are: Factions, pvplogger, Nocheat, Anticheat, Silkspawners(allows you to mine spawners with a silk touch pick) MobMoney *pays you for killing mobs. Any Staff applications will be send to –> elsid51 on Skype.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
New Chunks Explored:	781806	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Survival (pt-br)

Economy, Survival

this is my server Building griefing is “allowed” so you won’t end up destroying everything you see in front of you don’t use hacks don’t be toxic That’s it LOL

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1088
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

XiferWars PvP

XiferWars is an ‘amazing’ server with many plug-ins to keep you happy and delighted. We have Mob Arena, which players think is absolutely fun. Factions, one of our main plug-ins, and more to help you out. When you first join you get a kit with full black leather armour and full stone tools. We have PvPTimer so the new players won’t get insta-killed the first thing they walk into wilderness.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

potato army

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

hello player our server name is potato army we have:- auto ranks economy cool ranks no real money is needed no donations banks custom enchantments crates etc everything is free and with ingame money no need of real money! join our server and say #potato to get 2 crate keys and 10,000$ in-game money!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Creativelife

Creative Life BETA For almost 2 years, thousands of players have immortalized themselves on our server, now they have joined forces open your doors together again. At the beginning you are alone, far away from those in power. You have to fight for your honor. Find yours Away, in a gigantic world. Consolidate the empire and learn new skills. What will you achieve? We have: fascinating PVP world with freebuild Reallife opportunities, with balanced economic system and properties Many events (Spleef, Deathcube, Bootrace and much more). a powerful server a lot of passion in the details User Webinterface Hungergames and much more !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PCGsSMP

KitPvP

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MCraftGaming

this server is a fun faction server and you can donate

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	196	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2178	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

All the Mods 7

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

All the Mods 7 free server , you’re allow to do anythings in this server . I bought the server just for fun, whenever modpack updated my server do so pls check your modpack if u cant join . FREEDOM

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ShadeCrest

Economy, PvE, Survival

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Survival is a multiworld server which shares a single iConomy/ChestShop based economy. Whether you chose to live in peaceful or pvp, your items and money transfer across worlds. There is a single spawn world where players come together to market goods, advertise towns, compete in events, and participate in arena based pvp. Our peaceful world is for those who wish for a challenging, cooperative PVE experience without the burden of global PVP, while our PvP world is tailored to thrill-seeking players who want to participate in exciting PvP fights and town rivalries. We also have a mining, nether, and end worlds which get periodically reset as new world generation content is implemented or needed to stimulate the economy.

ShadeCrest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, you can be granted higher ranks which give you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Interested in Joining? 1. Connect to mc.shadecrest.com 2. Enter the portal to either the creative or survival server. 3. Complete the new player tutorial, taking time to learn the rules. 4. Have fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Runes Activated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Skyblock SMP

Economy, Skyblock

The Skyblock SMP or the Floating SMP is an SMP with floating islands, plugin mods, flying boats to travel, custom villagers at spawn and different worlds of floating islands! Keep in mind, this is an SMP. No griefing, stealing, hacking, xray, etc etc… Use common sense.

The YouTube video below was filmed at spawn!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PaleCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Palecraft is a newly launched chill mature non-pvp MineCraft Survival server. Feel free to come visit and check out the server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CreepersGoBoom!

For more information on what our server has to offer, visit our website!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	6275	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!