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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mines Excavated:	2984	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

IronCraft: PvP

IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com

BASIC INFO Ironcraft: PvP is a new 1.4.2 survival server! Our server features two survival worlds This is used to divide up the players so they have more room on the server!

SUPPORT We have a fully working website Active staff members on the server We listen to suggestions so don’t be afraid to talk to us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	448220
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Venture SMP

Anarchy, Factions, Survival

Join our discord server to see further details: Venture SMP This is a fun SMP Rules • No hacking, No spawn killing,No griefing in the first week,No griefing farms, Teaming is allowed but no teams more than 4, If you hack you will get banned for a month,I am not telling the seed, The end is opening after 2 weeks, The dragon egg owner will get a sharp 5 Netherite Hoe,PvP is turned off during the opening day to avoid players killing each other with iron tools.No toxic, we want nice human players but killing is allowed, just don’t orally harass players. Notice Not even the owner has admin so yep and is 1.18.2 IP: ss1.nide8.com:25583

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

awesomeland

24/7 Dedicated survival minecraft server. A huge world with antigrief protection is available through LogBlock, LWC and mcbans. Free to join, play and explore. Build your own house in the different cities and explore the vast map

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	8215
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TryKit

Anarchy, Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

The new upcoming server that is in open beta with staff applications, we currently have skywars, bedwars, kitPvP, anarchy, lifesteal, and survival. In the future we will have duels and purgatory! 1.8.9 for minigames, and 1.16.5+ for survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Benderscraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP: play.benderscraft.co

Here at Benderscraft, we offer the opportunity for players to fight and become the most powerful benders with our custom made leveling system alongside our competitive Elo ranking system to be added in the near future. Join an existing nation or battle and overthrow one of the reigning nation leaders to become one yourself. Begin your journey now to experience the complete server overhaul and constant gameplay updates.

IP: server.benderscraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Button Land

PvP

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Towns Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KoolKidzMC

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival Games, Vanilla

KoolKidzMC is a community of over 200 friends that started as a small group chat of 8 people who invited their friends, who then invited their friends, and so on until we got to where we are today. We are currently working on a community-based Minecraft server for all members of the Discord community to enjoy. KoolKidz is an English and Spanish-based server, that welcomes all cultures, races, and sexualities. Everyone within the community should feel that they are safe within our community. We also have giveaways and host fun events from time to time as well.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Titancraft

From the creative mind of oOAllstarRoxOo comes a epic SMP SURVIVAL server full of fun and excitement!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Forgotten Times

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Forgotten Times! We introduce a wide world with endless possibilities, From Leveled mobs to crazy items that will help you on your fighting journey of survival. Come join us at Forgotten Times and reminisce on memories with our always growing community!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2383	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MCBF – A Vanilla Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla

Visit http://rules.mcbf.pw for the server rules.

Visit our main server listing for our server description at https://minecraft-mp.com/server-s7322

Advertising on this server is prohibited.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EDEN

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

EDEN is a whitelisted, longstanding(late 2021) Hermitcraft-like server. We’re a mixture of builders and technical players with the intention of never resetting the map so people can plan long term big projects in the future. We try to leave the meta of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as reasonable possible for a public server. That means as many features from plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and wont be added, therefore there are no pay-to-win mechanics, No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. Everything is made in survival, including the spawn area which is community-focused. Regarding updates we always will plan to update to every major release eventually and the world border will increase with each.Feature OverviewNO Warps, NO /tpa, NO homes or /backNO special pets, NO McMMO or alike, NO donation perks or any such frillsThe map will never reset, 1 world, 3 dimensionsBetter SleepingEverything is made in survival, including the spawn area etc.Lots of public farms.No for real we are a legit server. Non commercial, 100% survival, 0 calories. If you are chill check it out.https://discord.gg/93qNzEgnPR Join our Discord to apply to our whitelist following the intructions on the server-info channel.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

McGroove Unlimited

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

McGroove – Version: 1.8.x – Game mode: Survival, PVE, Normal unlimited size world. Gold Ingot Economy with Player Shops.

We tend to ban for hacking and griefing pretty strictly, so if you are wanting a safe place to build, come to McGroove. We have ways of protecting your builds, and can even undo it if people happen to break your stuff. Semi-vanilla means we don’t load the server up with unnecessary plug-ins. We have a couple plug-ins for fun things, but most plug-ins are for essential day-to-day operation, and protection from players with malicious intent. Our staff is mature, and personally analyzed by the owner, jtpatriot.

Register for free on the website to get features like the ability to set a few homes, get your build protected, and make trade shops.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GER TheGarGoyles Tafelrunde

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Since March 20th we have a new spawn that was built in the “modern” style. In addition to the portals to the various worlds and buildings, you can also find our many shops, various buildings and the shopping center. Our climbing system allows you to transport yourself, For this you have to feel/rankup certain requirements You can earn money very well through jobs/jobs and there are many ways to spend it again. You can also put your hard-earned money in the bank/bank to earn interest there. In order to ensure a good atmosphere, we ask you, Be friendly with each other and stick to the rules. Patient moderators, admins and technicians are available to answer your questions available. We hope to welcome you soon.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Gaming server

Survival

Welcome to the server! Here you can play survival with friends! play, build houses, and much more! you can also 1v1 or pvp people!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ores Mined:	978	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ashvale RPG

★-Ashvale RPG-★ [50+ Ranks] [No Whitelist] [Military] [Apocalyptic] [Unique Economy] [Custom Worlds] [Gambling] [SMGs] [Snipers] [Quests] [Bosses]

Old Ashvale, once a prosperous city, now lies in ruins.

It took a few mere hours for the outbreak of the deadly mutational virus dubbed ‘Z-12’ to wipe out half the population. Citizens that managed to escape the death trap fled through the Outskirts and into the wild, to form a settlement now known as New Ashvale.

The able bodied took it upon themselves to create the New Ashvale Military, the first line of defense against the onslaught of the mutation.

Thinking rationally though, the survivors know it’s just a matter of time before they’re struck down next.

As a Trainee in the New Ashvale Military, help the citizens and fight off the mutation to make your way up through the ranks, you might even become a General one day.

Don’t get your hopes up though, there’s over 50 ranks you’ll have to climb before you’re part of the elite.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.