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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1563	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Amazing-Craft

This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mines Excavated:	4456
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GuidoCraft

Awesome Fun Also Come Check Us Out On Planet Minecraft Just type in GuidoCraft And Your There!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PiggyCraft

This Server Is One Of My Servers it is a faction pvp server u spawn in a castle that is claimed as safezone and then you set out on your adventure you can build a castle and claim it and protect it fro enemy factions plese do not ask for staff

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	86	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TeefusCraft

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.

P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.

Thanks for reading! -=TeefusCraft Staff=-

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Noble Craft Network

Creative, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Once upon a time, a Minecraft user started a small SMP server. Over time, this server grew in size. Alongside the player count, the resources and money available to the server grew. Today, that server is called Noble Craft, with its owner being NobleProductions. SURVIVAL Using some of our favorite plugins, such as GriefPrevention, MobArena, and more, we’ve created a cleverly-assembled Survival server that aims to be everything you want it to be. However, not of our plugins are public, and this sets our server apart from the others. From lockboxes that leave you hooked on the first day to mob loot crates that keep you grinding away, a plethora of entirely-custom features is prevalent in Survival. CREATIVE Pick a plot and get building. Let your inner architect shine! Create the best castle on the server, host small build competitions with your friends, or even do some roleplay. KITPVP Developed by Lew_ himself, KitPvP is the very server showcased by ZexyZek. Select a kit and (literally) jump into the carnage. Earn achievements by getting lots of kills. Buy the best kit you can, or make your own in the shop! Hoard up some legendary items and demonstrate their divine status on the battlefield. Rank up on the top kills board and the top KDR board. PLOTS In this unique and economy-based take on Survival, you can choose a nice plot and get started. Turn your plot into a giant factory, producing mass amounts of resources, or turn it into your dream house. SKYBLOCK Take up the challenge of creating and maintaining a wealthy life where so few resources are available. Climb to the very top of the server, but you’ll get knocked down a few times. If you don’t have a good grip, you might fall into the void!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecreate Sanctuary

Minecreate started a year ago by Derrick (Nevermoar), Hs Darkness and AJ and resulted in many amazing buildings and people. Now it has been restarted and anyone is welcome!

The server is 24/7 with staff who are always here to help who can be in close communication. It is non-griefing or stealing and you can build anything you want! There is a shop, jail and public access to the nether! Come play now at mc.minecreate.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WorldScape2

The second Worldscape Minecraft server is here! This server is Factions PVP Grief based, so you can create factions with your friends and kill whoever you meet! Feel free to grief/raid any faction you come across, and you can dominate the server! We allow you to use lava, TNT and flint and steel! Fortify and expand your faction so other factions can’t destroy you.

The only protected area on this server is the spawn, so the rest of the world is free to explore! It is free to join, just use the IP listed at the top of the post.

The primary Worldscape server has been running for over a year, so you can be sure that it is run by experienced server admins.

We have selected the best plugins for our server to reduce lag and to ensure your experience on the server is as good as it can be. We are open to suggestions and will be happy to implement any.

REMEMBER: This is a pure Factions/PVP/Grief server, there is no teleportation or /back. Our other server at server.worldscapemc.com is SMP.

Hope to see you soon!

Server Website: http://worldscapemc.co.ukbetween players is available with console commands to help them out, anyone who votes for the server also gains some in game money.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ZeenCraft

We have looked far and wide for a good server with no luck so we made our own. With over 2 years of minecraft experience combined you wont be dissapointed. So come on bye and check us out.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SGPvP

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6103	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Europe Gaming MineCraft

PvP, Factions, Shop, Plots, AntiCheat, BOSEconomy, Essentials and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Utterlicious

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Utterlicious is a small community server with helpful and mature staff. We are a survival server that allows griefing and raiding, pvp, and tnt.

We offer creative and worldedit ranks for those who deserve it. Non-donor ranks are earned by play time on the server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	101	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ReitCraft

Fun survival server with great donation ranks and staff. Fully working economy.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Kism3t

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

This is purely for fun hardcore survival server. 1 life; death = permaban. PvP allowed. We suggest you read the rules on the site to see if this place is for you.

Be nice, respect people and their property – and I’m sure we will have a blast.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Infinite Heights

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	141	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KickAxeCraft

Skyblock, Towny

KickAxeCraft created by Toxic__Waste on Minecraft Version 1.10 Towny Server Added Skyblock Creative and Halloween World Owner:Toxic_Waste Co-Owner BabyBird

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.