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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Iceycraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival

Server IP:mc.iceycraft.org JOIN NOW! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! Website: www.iceycraft.org

Iceycraft Network: Anarchy Server – No rules! Hack Clients Allowed! Factions Server – Create Factions, Grief, Raid, Protect! KitPvP Server – Take your skills to another level! Creative Server – Build what your imagination desires!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Animals Bred:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EnchantedPVP

A server with hardcore PVP factions incentive. We are low on players, and looking for new ones. We may be accepting/allowing staff applications later on.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minevival

Economy

Vivalgaming: Minevival is a dedicated 24 hour hosted premium minecraft server that has been built by the old Minevival team. The server is highly community focused, and covers the whole minecraft section in the Vivalgaming community.

The goal of Minevival is to build a strong community with players that enjoy socializing and playing minecraft with each other. Our staff team will not only ensure that you’ll have fun playing minecraft with awesome people, but they will also provide you with the best gameplay that you can possibly access! We can achieve these goals with our many special features, like custom built spawns and arena’s, a plot system which is used to built a community spawn, McMMO to boost your regular survival experience, many plugins that are customly made for our server to provide a unique way of playing and much more other cool stuff!

Because Minevival values their community, the staff team will hold close bonds to the players itself. We will try to organize as much ‘events’ as possible, and the community can make suggestion and vote about future ingame features!

Another aspect that Minevival values, is that we don’t want our server to have a pay-to-win system. This is why all our donation ranks exists for the sole reason to support the community and the server.(and for some great cosmetic effects!) We’ve also got monthly donation goals, and server-wide packages.

Minevival is currently not accessible for everyone, but is using a whitelist. However, you can get acces to this awesome community by filling in a form on our website, and being an active member!

If you’re interested to join this community, you should definitely check out our website: www.minevival.com.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2358
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Lo69Craft

We are a dedicated friendly server always trying out new ideas to keep things interesting, 24/7 95% up time with multiple worlds. – Creative world for testing – Treasure Hunts, Mob Arenas And Zombie Runs. – Full Grief Protection, Shops, PvP And PvE. – In game ranking system.

Rules (0 tolerance for newcomers) No Griefing Spamming Or Using Hacks. No Swearing Or Offending Others.

IP:85.13.203.197

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Wrath Pvp

If you want a hardcore faction server then Wrath pvp is the place for you there are very nice mods and admins and the pvp in this server is amazing we would all very much appreciate it if you came and joined are server who knows you might even want to donate so please join wrath pvp and tell them gagerules sent you (owner- Wfloydboy Head Admin-smash)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Vanilla PVP Grief

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Vanilla

You will not find another pvp server with pure vanilla fighting and building. No factions, no free items, no whitelist, no building restrictions. The city is there just so you can flatten it. Griefing is allowed, however do not confuse griefing with cheating. Anyone using cheating programs will be banned permanently with no warnings.

WARNINGS! 1)Difficulty is 3 and Anarchy PVP is hard. If you are new to Minecraft, do not play here and complain. 2)World spawn is camped. Follow the advice below or die like a fool. 3)Dungeons are extremely hard. With full armor and 2 people it is barely possible.

If spawning under attack, make a run for it. Use F3 to note your secret base location. Move to 500+ blocks from spawn and build a bed. Collect 26 Iron for armor and sword. Construct a Bow and Arrows. Return to spawn to seek blood!

Players’ Ender Chests and held items will be saved between seeds.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	221
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineSpark

Massive multiworld server with friendly, adult Admins and Moderators. We have several survival worlds, a creative world that uses kits, a redstone world, as well as a few custom ones unique ONLY to MineSpark (Outbreak zombie survival, and Kingdoms RPG world). Come join us at minespark.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HYPERCRAFT

We have admins who are willing to help, a nice website, lots of fun plugins, and no lag! There is a whitelist, but everyone get accepted.

Get whitelisted at: http://hypercrafting.enjin.com/forum

Mumble: east2.voice.enjin.com:61123

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ZunixPvP Hardcore PVP

Want to know more? JOIN THE SERVER!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Celestria

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Photos: https://imgur.com/a/NaMTjwb

A magical survival server with optional RPG elements, java and bedrock support.

Land claims, rollback protection, and fantastical locations to explore, economy, and McMMO is just a hint of what we offer. You can expect standard survival features but also many other quality of life improvements. The server has a heavy focus on kindness, relaxation, and chill vibe, toxicity strictly not allowed and will be swiftly dealt with.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pig Network

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Low Lag, Hosted in the US Pig Network, Current GameModes Factions Creative Survival (being release 4/17 (Today)) GameModes coming soon Skywars Capture the Flag Domination Party Games DeathMatch and more Running 1.7.4 but updates fast! when joining, use the ./server command to move from server to server like this /server creative, /server pigpvp, /server survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

minespeed

Hello I present to you my minecraft server which is called minespeed server created for around 8 months pvp server / freebuild / creative server around 30 people connected every afternoon, competent staff several maps available for people to play on it. we look forward to seeing you soon on minespeed, cordially the staff (precision it does not have server port )

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Avicus Network

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

1.8 to 1.12 Support

Play unique competitive Minecraft PVP mini-games ran by our 100% custom plugins including:

– Team Deathmatch (TDM) – Capture the Flag (CTF) – King of the Hill (KOTH) – Destroy the Monument (DTM) – Capture the Wool (CTW) – Sky Wars – The Walls / Bridges

Avicus was started in 2011 and has been hosting PVP mini-games since 2012. Do you have ideas for new games? We make them happen!

Join our Minecraft server by using our IP address: avic.us

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vortex Craft

Great Server. Amazing staff! 1.4.5! factions! raiding! Anti-Grief! Amazing community! You’ll have an amazing time playing on Vortex Craft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Emeralds Found:	8992
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftShark

PVP faction server Great staff Great members Great pvp Great plugins And Great fun! JOIN NOW play.craftshark.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.