””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Frabin

This is my new Tekkit server which i am Hosting! We are short staff but if you ask for staff you’ll get less of a chance! I’m still trying to configure Towny so hold on for that! Once its configured it will come out of Beta testing and everyone that beta test will get a cool prefix! Thanks so much!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3443
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	213

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MinecraftOnline

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EternalCraft [Cookiez!]

A mega fun server with amazingly nice staff! There a bosses and many other fun things to do, join today and get a free cookie.

We have factions, McMMO and many more fun plugins.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Yeuh – Battle Royale/UHC

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

– Dedicated 24/7 Server, so you never have to wonder if we’re up. – Ultra Hardcore Mode, so you know we don’t mess around. – 30 Minute Games, so you can hop back in the action ASAP. – Cast Your Vote for which scenarios you want to play with.

New Scenarios Every Week!

This week’s UHC Scenarios (Updated 10/6/20):

– Inheritance: You take the inventory of the person you kill! – One Trick Pony: EVERY mob in the game is the same mob. It’s a different mob every game. – TNT World: Every block can be ignited like TNT with flint and steel.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Glowarion (MMORPG Server)

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

A German server with all aspects of an MMORPG for players looking for a fantasy adventure at sea.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GameScape

Welcome to this amasing server we are frendly and have great staff we are a pvp survival server with factions and raiding come join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
New Chunks Explored:	339807	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Potions Brewed:	151	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.