””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	830
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

rCraft.eu | Survival/Creative | EU

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Semi-Vanilla Survival, Creative, Minigames and mature community!

Our community is small, but close-knit and is comprised of an experienced and mature adult staff. Our staff and players create a helpful and friendly gaming environment for all. We strive to create the best gaming experience for our players. If you are looking for a vanilla server with friendly, experienced players, then rCraft is for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Items Found:	6312
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchantments Applied:	197	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PowderCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

PowderCraft 1.7.2

– Factions – Raiding – Silk Spawners – Vote for a maximum of 30 diamonds, 30 TNT and 120 Exp Bottles each day! – Griefing/stealing allowed – MCMMO – PvP – Ranks – Economy – Free [Member] rank and the ability to set 2 homes for anyone who introduces themselves on the forums Official server webpage http://powder-craft.enjin.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

123pvp.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EnderCraft Survival/Raiding 24/7

Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Owned by _Red_Max_ EnderCraftMC is a semi-vanilla server where you go hide your base and come out to find others to raid them in the fast world. Through trading, raiding, and mining you come to get large amounts of emeralds (AKA Emmy or $Em’s) which is the money on EnderCraft. Spend your money on an ungriefable plot to store your things safely or a PlayerShop where you can manipulate your Villagers trades to sell your own items – totally scam proof! Also get in on the constant server events for chance to win great prizes! Site: http://e-craftmc.enjin.com/home

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kubcraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5485	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Eden Universe

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BouCraft

BouCraft Server is a PvP and Survival server, we want it to be as similar to a single player survival but in multiplayer, no minigames, parkours, etc. In BouCraft you will find a server in which you must make your home by collecting resources, and at the same time pvpe with users.

At the same time we have certain pvp arenas in which you can get PvP Points to be able to exchange them for Protection IV armor. We have currently been online 24/7 for 1 and a half years.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Zambies (Zombies Survival PUBG)

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Zambies is a Minecraft zombie server that introduces an exhilarating game-mode where players either cooperatively or single-handedly fight through waves of zombies and other monsters wielding an arsenal of distinctive weapons and equipment.

You start off at Level 1 with nothing more than a Recurve Bow. As your level increases, you will unlock new weapons, equipment, perks and upgrades to aid you on the battlefield!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Towns Built:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Social Craft

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! This server is meant for the players. Instead of your usual hub server, this server has mini games, and tons of cool features. You can meet other players, and have fun playing mini games. We also have plots, so you can build a house while you socialize. This server is dedicated to players having fun, while socializing, and you won’t find anything like this server.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PvPCorporation

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Here at the PvPCorporation, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. A strong point at PvPCorporation is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice. Crafted and balanced to perfection!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	775719	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

darkage

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Clash of Magic

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

What can you expect joining this new world of Clash of Magic?

Free!!! I am dedicated in making this server 100% free to all users. All premium plugins I buy for the server are accessible to all. The only ranks in the game are the ones to find while adventuring. All players have the ability to get all the features in game with no purchase necessary.

Magic! Spells can be found throughout the map, hidden in dungeons or a tower that is guarded by a boss. Good luck finding the spells, only the true adventurer will reap the reward of exploration.

Player Housing! These homes can be bought, customized, redesigned and they are block protected to the owner. Best part is that when you sell your house it pops back to its original shape for a new player to buy.

Bosses! Fight unique bosses that are guarding a dungeon with magic spells hidden within. Bosses may drop unique gear that help you progress throughout the map.

There is so much more!!! MCMMO, Art, Pets, Color Chat, Trails, Vampire, Werewolf, Gamebox Games, Horses, Emotes, Guilds, Dungeons, Quests, Powered Elytra, Rent-able Mines, and tons of places to explore!!! Again, all features are available to all players!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ender PvP

Hello!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DarkCrest Bending Server

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DarkCrest Bending Server

IP: darkcrest.cf.gs Version: Spigot 1.12 Website: darkcrestmc.enjin.com

DarkCrest is a long-time running bending server centered around our community. We want our players to feel involved and welcomed on our server. As a result, they take much action in decisions regarding the server. We are the first public bending server to have opened dating back to when orion304 began developing Minecraft: The Last Airbender. Our server is now themed on ProjectKorra and has always committed itself towards a bending survival world of Minecraft. On our server, players are free to roam around, build a town with friends, test their bending abilities against one another, and more. Come join now for a great time on DarkCrest Bending Server!

With the latest server update as of February 25, 2017, we have a fresh new world and new rules. In this new server, bending revolves around a faction world where griefing and raiding are allowed!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DrewperCraft

This is a fun RPG server. We have loyal staff and players. Staff will respect all players, and we expect the same treatment back. We have the boria map and players are allowed to build were ever they want. Grief is allowed in the wild. Please have fun and enjoy the server 🙂

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!