Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

⭐RedLine⭐ Griff⚔️ Voice-Chat ✅ Minecraft server events

127 лвл, Anarchy, anti cheat, Anti X-ray, Auction, Balanced donation, Buyer, Clans, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, Grief, griff, Hardcore, Large Online, minecraft server, Mystical meteorites, new enchantments, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Plasmo Voice, Prison, Private, privates that explode, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raid notifications, redline, RPG, Russian, Survival, Telegram, unique armor, unique quests, Unique Runes, unique weapons, voice chat, Website, Weddings, Without Launcher

★ Raid notifications in (Telegram)

★ Voice chat “Plasmo Voice”

★ Unique Runes

★ Unique armor and weapons

★ New enchantments

★ Unique quests

★ Mystical meteorites

★ There are privates that explode

★ Buyer, Auction

★ Good anti-cheat, anti X-ray

★ Balanced donation

Website – https://redline.easydonate.ru

Discord – https://discord.gg/tuFa8B4T8b

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	70

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Doman Enclave, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Gold Saucer, haruhi, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Spooky Club, Strawberry Marshmallow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Are you tired of your dog always being inside? Well, on our Minecraft server, your furry friend can roam free and join you on all your adventures! Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club featuring Haruhi and Strawberry Marshmallow OVAs, or the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we watch GARO episodes 1-5. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer or the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party! So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your dog’s bladder)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4093	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mines Excavated:	1936
Chimeras Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ParentlessCraft Minecraft Server

advice, advice overload, annoyance, Boundaries, Church, Communication, family dynamics, Frustration, Homesick, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, Minecraft, Mormon, moving out, ParentlessCraft, parents, personal space, privacy, reaching out, Server, solitude, Support

Are your parents constantly blowing up your phone like a creeper in Minecraft? Do they keep trying to give you tips and pointers on how to live your life, like a villager trying to trade with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any interference from annoying parents!

On our server, you can live independently in your own virtual apartment, free from the constant nagging of your parents. No more texts telling you to go to church or asking if you’re homesick – you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve.

So come join us and build your dream world, where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your parents try to join the server, just build a giant wall around their house to keep them out – problem solved! So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	4127
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NannyNabber’s No Weekday MIL Mayhem

Baby Care, Boundaries, child safety, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, difficult conversations, emotional labor, family dynamics, grandmother, Grandparents, in-law relationships, maternal instincts, MAYHEM, MIL, NANNY, Nanny duties, NannyNabbers, parenting, power struggle, Safety, weekday, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for MIL vs Nanny showdowns that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your MIL and nanny going head-to-head in a battle of wits and wills, all while trying to take care of your virtual baby Minecraft-style. Will the nanny build a fortress to protect the baby from the MIL’s clumsy antics? Will the MIL try to feed the baby virtual cake against the nanny’s wishes? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic power struggles, safety concerns, and tears (virtual, of course) as you navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics in Minecraft form. Will you side with the nanny and her focus on safety, or will you join forces with the MIL and her unconventional childcare methods?

Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you questioning your own family dynamics and laughing out loud at the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Emeralds Found:	575	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Animals Bred:	66
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ManCraft: Digging, Building, and Exploring!

brotherhood, building, camaraderie, Competition, Confidence, Digging, emotional repression, Exploring, Fatherhood, Gender Roles, INDEPENDENCE, leadership, Mancraft, Masculinity, physicality, Privilege, resilience, RESPONSIBILITY, self reliance, societal expectations, societal pressures, strength, success, traditional roles

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that turns your character into a buff, mustache-sporting hunk every time you defeat a creeper. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our lava parkour course – if you can survive the fiery obstacles, that is. So come on over and experience the manliest Minecraft server around!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Evolution: The Future You

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hey u! ya u! do u want to become the ultimate minecraft master? then join our server cuz we got all the craziest challenges and adventures waiting for u!

picture this: u start off in a world where everything is upside down and u have to mine ur way to the top to escape! but watch out for the flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

once u make it to the top, u will be greeted by a giant talking potato who will give u the secret code to unlock the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples!

but that’s not all! we also have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano and a maze where u have to dodge killer bunnies with chainsaws!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yum!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	493538
Enchantments Applied:	174	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Love & Blocks: The Misadventures

blocks, entertainment industry, entertainment media, false beliefs, love, love myths, media impact, Media influence, Media portrayal, Misadventures, Misinformation, misinformation in media, movies, relationship misconceptions, relationship models, romance, romantic ideals, romanticized notions, scientific facts, tv shows, unhealthy love stories, unhealthy relationships

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where love and romance be crazier than a pig riding a chicken! We got love potions that actually work, so you can make any player fall head over heels for you in a snap! Forget all that misinformation from TV shows and movies, we got the REAL deal here!

Our players be building relationships faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We got couples building pixelated houses together, going on virtual dates to the Nether, and even getting married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you got our server, amirite?

So if you want a love life more exciting than a diamond sword fight, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world! Love is in the air, and it smells like burning zombie flesh!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1022	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Rest in Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, existential crisis, family, Financial Stability, life choices, Loneliness, Long-term goals, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, purpose, relationships, REST, self reflection, self worth, Server, social norms, social support, societal expectations, societal pressure, work-life balance

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you want to escape the soul-crushing reality of adulting? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the woes of bills, responsibilities, and relationships.

On our server, you can build a virtual paradise where you can live out your wildest fantasies. Want to create a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Absolutely doable! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Forget about taxes and work deadlines, on our server, the only thing you’ll be working on is crafting the perfect castle or exploring the depths of the Nether. Who needs a wife and kids when you have a community of fellow gamers to laugh and play with?

So come join us and escape the drudgery of adult life. Who knows, you might even find your true calling as a master builder or adventurer in the world of Minecraft. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Recession Walmart SMP Stock Buy

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you’re having this much fun!

Forget about recession stocks, on our server the only stocks you need to worry about are the ones in our virtual marketplace! Trade with other players, start your own businesses, and watch your virtual wealth grow faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a revolution against the oppressive iron golem overlords. Will you join them, or will you fight to keep the status quo? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Emeralds Found:	9186	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LuxuryCraft: NoGivinUpLuxury

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Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are scarce and iron is just too common? Join our Minecraft server and indulge in the ultimate luxury of unlimited diamonds and gold! Our server is so opulent, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Plus, our exclusive VIP area is guarded by a dragon that only accepts payment in emeralds. So why settle for mediocrity when you can live like Minecraft royalty on our server? Join now and never go back to peasant servers again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6668	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FloodCraft5000

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so like, this server is like, totally prepared for a 5,000-year flood. like, vienna ain’t got nothin’ on us, bro. we got our water buckets ready, our boats all set, and even our pigs are trained to swim. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic flood survival team ever. we got strategies, we got skills, we even got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the map. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you survive a flood that only happens once every 5,000 years. you’ll be a legend, a hero, a true minecraft master. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show vienna how it’s done.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	New Chunks Explored:	796910

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

BottleCraft, bottled water, consumer demand, contaminants, Edition, endocrine disruptors, environmental health, environmental impact, health risks, hormone disruptors, microplastics, phthalates, plastic bottles, plastic contamination, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, single-use plastics, Water, water bottles, water pollution, water quality

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchantments Applied:	179
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Orc Tales Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise a new chapter of your favorite manga every time you log in, because we have a team of dedicated manga artists working around the clock to bring you fresh content. Join us now and never worry about slow release schedules again! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world of endless manga madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Climax, Conclusion, emotional, Epilogue, FINAL, Final Volume, friendship, Hero, Heroes, Last Stretch, Manga, Minecraft, pastebin, Redemption, Shiggy vs Deku, smp, storytime, Superpowers, thread theme, Villains, Volume

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.