Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6368
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Towns Built:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7805
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	162
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Potions Brewed:	128	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Void Gems Collected:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34