Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3570	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	6656	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

GlowCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Description: GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. Economy Focus: We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-game **Jobs** **Battle Arena** Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon) **Seasons** (Coming Soon) **Fully Player Run Economy** **Chest Shops** **Player Warps** **In-Game Reward Shops** **Vote Shop** **Pinata Parties** We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

ms.glowcraft.org

Enchanted Reef

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Hello and Welcome to the all new Enchanted Reef Minecraft server!We are a Enhanced Survival server with Custom Mobs, bonus custom recipes, Build protection, and a mining world that resets every month! Updated weekly!We have officially launched and are online, so come now and play! Version 1.20.1!New map!Website: http://www.enchanted-reef.com/Server IP: mc.enchanted-reef.com

mc.enchanted-reef.com:25507

WardenSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

We are a Semi-Modded Minecraft server with a good community and staff members you can feel free to play on it. IP Address- ‎ ‎ Java- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp1.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp2.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Port- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 25565 ‎ ‎Bedrock- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmpb.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎PORT- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 19132 Map Address- ‎ ‎https://wardenmap.dramaticrp.in/

wardensmp.dramaticrp.in

Kings Faction Deluxe

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crops Grown:	4659	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	288

Kings Faction Deluxe is a fun survival-based Minecraft Faction server with lots of plugins. We have Factions, Bedwars, End Boss, Duels with custom kits, Pets, Server shops, Player shops, Crazy crates with amazing prizes, and so much more. The server also has a helpful command wall in the lobby that lists all the commands you can use, some of which include /warplist and /news! Looking to get ahead even faster? In-game ranks and crate keys can be purchased on the Kings Faction Deluxe website. You Guys can create your own faction team or join one!! Don’t forget to vote for this server and share with your friends. Join today for the best Faction server adventure ever!

144.217.224.89

Cave Raiders

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Getting back to basics! Enjoy survival and semi-vanilla without the usual public server problems.Grief-free! With GriefPrevention, we have an unbeatable, easy-to-use anti-grief which protects your builds, your chests, your animals, and even the items you drop when you die. The server also automatically mutes and bans spammers and chat trolls. Easy to start. If you know how to play single player, you’ll know how to play CaveRaiders. Quick to start. With Population Density, you’ll start close to the edge of our explored map – This means easy-to-find ores, animals, and space to build quickly and easily! Fast Travel. Also a perk of Population Density, teleportation posts are placed every 400 blocks to help you quickly travel to meet up with friends, trade, or explore our huge world. Active Staff. The server is monitored by active Staff members so any troubles that pop up can be fixed quickly! Discord. An active Discord community means you’ll never be playing alone! Join the server to request a link to join, or wait for an announcement to cycle through with the address!This server is FREE.We don’t believe in holding fun game elements hostage and asking for ransom. Without paying anything at all, you can access 100% of our world and 100% of Minecraft’s game features. You will not be required to vote, make any purchases, or limit your play time.Thanks for trying us out!

caveraiders.minecraft.best

Minefort

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Minefort is a full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform. You can create a server completly for free, either for fun, playing with friends, or just having a server. You have full FTP, which gives you access to using whichever plugins you want, even your own. You can join the server and make one yourself, or play in others.

play.minefort.com

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	156
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	106
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Play.TsunamiRealms.Us:25567

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

realmportalmc.xyz

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6645	Secret Passages Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Buildings Constructed:	5

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

play.terratalesrp.com

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Towns Built:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

warlock-mc.com

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

jogar.redegalaxy.xyz:25868

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Animals Bred:	85	Holy Grails Found:	1

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

play.aetheriuscraft.com

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	755	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	7915	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	110	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

play.minecraft-infected.com

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	9

play.apocgaming.org

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

play.zeacraft.net