Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	876321	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	100	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	138	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

safehavensmp.apexmc.co

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	51
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Farms Harvested:	855	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	9017	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

mc.candycraft.net

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

chickencraft.apexmc.co

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

wintermc.net

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

pyramidcorp.gameserv.me

Oceania Prestige

PvP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Villages Defended:	16
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

play.oceprestige.net

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Animals Bred:	112	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	279	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Towns Built:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

mc.neomedieval.es

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Star Shards Collected:	151	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

play.olympiaearthmc.net

ZenPvP

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Towns Built:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	585	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

IP: play.zenpvp.net

play.zenpvp.net

LovyMc

Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Open server in version 1.8.X -1.16.X IP: play.lovymc.es Happy to be able to create a Minecraft community! Let’s hope we can continue to grow over time

play.lovymc.com

Spielen mit Herz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

spielenmitherz.de

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

aeterna.vervara.net