Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
New Chunks Explored:	183392	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Enchantments Applied:	148	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ores Mined:	6912	Dragon Eggs Found:	3356

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Farms Harvested:	922	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4134	Secret Passages Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	4896

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9202
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	122	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DevilCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CoralCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

CoralCraft is a SMP server running Survival, Minigames, and more coming up! Join our server to explore more about us 😀

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FNaFSisterServer

Roleplay

Help us bring back the original FSS. join the discord and let us know if you would be interested in helping us setup the server and bring it back to its former glory!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.