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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

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OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	2153	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

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Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	88	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Animals Bred:	38	Villages Defended:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

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Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	125	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	8788	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crops Grown:	6649

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Ores Mined:	7789

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	155	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Animals Bred:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Votes:	2368
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Love Letters Sent:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com